Wednesday, 8 February 2012

1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha,

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1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha,

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha, 




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Hello!Kia haal hai?Kia ho raha


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 Hello!Kia haal hai?Kia ho raha

Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


Janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte? 




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Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy


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Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy


Aaj mere pass


Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do. 





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every day i wait for ur sms


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every day i wait for ur sms

every day i wait for ur sms but every day u 4get from onwrds if any day 4rget

then

I will jump from train when it stops....








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A special heart, From the


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A special heart, From the

A special heart,


From the very start

Like a work of art,

I set apart



A precious soul,

Creators goal

Like a birthday smile,

Please last awhile



Your heart and soul,

Like a sacred scroll

Warms my heart,







 Happy Birthday Dear 



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Bakra Eid Mubarak May ur plate


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Bakra Eid Mubarak May ur plate 

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs

& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.




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A common mistake


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A common mistake 

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuityof complete fools.



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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 marc

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 marc

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day

Wo Yaad ab Aea

Wo Yaad ab Aea

Wo yad bhi ab k aya ha aur jaag uthi hai khuwahish b… taza dard, sard hawa aur saal ki pehli barish bhi…

dost u r special oye

Friendss! who are they? the one who hold your hand in a crowd,which is against you. . the one who tap your back,when you are wrong. the one who do everything for you,but then rfuses to take thnx the one who messages you,saying ooye reply to kar. . the one who make you smile and [...]

Jab tum laut ao to sadiyon ki umar laana ...

Jab tum laut ao to sadiyon ki umar laana ...


Jab tum laut ao to sadiyon ki umar laana ...
K tumhare saath mujhe mukhtaser nahi rehna.

By expectng a negative answer,

By expectng a negative answer,

By expectng a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,

Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,

Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha…

Yeh jo phool hai hatheeli pe

Yeh jo phool hai hatheeli pe

Yeh jo phool hai hatheeli pe isay phol na jaan, mera dil jisam se bahar bi tu ho sakta hai.

Monday, 6 February 2012

Flirt Sms Text Messages in urdu

Flirt Sms Text Messages in urdu

Usko pa kar

Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha…